NinoLand

Ciak! Motore! Azione!

Dopo tempo immemore sono tornato al cinema [...ma lo sapevate che adesso proiettano a colori e non c'è più il cinegiornale prima della proiezione... :-O ]. Per arrivare in tempo sono dovuto scappare dal lab mentre ancora aleggiava l'odore di bruciato di un esperimento fallito ed ho dovuto cenare&cambiarmi in 5 minuti netto, ma ci sono riuscito. Il film meritava l'impegno anche se in alcuni punti era forse un po' più buonista di come me lo aspettavo.

Jay: You know, sometimes I wish I did a little more with my life instead of hanging out in front of places selling weed and shit. Like, maybe be an animal doctor. Why not me? I like seals and shit. Or maybe an astronaut. Yeah... be the first motherfucker to see a new galaxy, or find a new alien lifeform... and fuck it. People would be like, "There he goes. Homeboy fucked a martian once."


Randal Graves: What's the point of having an internet connection if your not using it to look up weird fucked up pictures of dirty sex you'd never have yourself?


Jay: [Emma parks her SUV and gets out. Jay and Silent Bob stand in front of the graffiti on the side of the Mooby's - "Eat pussy."] Oh, we *totally* do.


[Randal bursts into the office]
Randal Graves: [laughing] I made fun of "Lord of the Rings" so hard, it made some supergeek puke all over the counter. Where do we keep the mop and bucket so I can make Elias clean it up?

Dante Hicks: In the closet, with the rest of the cleaning products.

Randal Graves: We have cleaning products?

[Randal shuts the door]



Emma: Come outside with me, I want to show you something!

[Emma and Dante run outside and pass Jay, dancing to "Goodbye Horses," completely naked]

Dante Hicks: What, that?

Emma: NO, not that!



Randal Graves: One semester we took criminology for God's sake! Criminology! Who the fuck are we studying to be, Batman?



Randal Graves: You're the one in the bestiality business.

Sexy Stud: Hey fucko! We like to call it inter-species erotica.